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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:00 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:18 pm 
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You guys got through that entire episode without mentioning trouser snakes. Well done!


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 7:10 am 
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The snake will ABSOLUTELY try to sneak into their bed. Snakes ALWAYS get out of their enclosures and become lost in the house. It never doesn't happen. I pity Ross.

My snake story
When my wife and I moved back to California from Oslo, we temporarily lived with a dear, dear friend for three months while we waited for the tenants living in our house to move out. This friend had a couple snakes, one of which was a boa constrictor named Rooster. Every now and then, when we'd have a party where people got drunk enough, we'd take Rooster out of his box and dance around with him draped across four people's shoulders. Like you do with a snake that is twelve feet long. The person on the tail end had to be careful that Rooster wouldn't wrap his tail too tightly around their neck so as to cut off their air supply. Naturally, Rooster needed to be fed. He didn't eat pinkies. Our friend ran a university research lab where they conducted terminal experiments on rats. Full-sized rats. The experiments didn't render the rats inedible to herpetofauna, so every few weeks we'd open the freezer in the kitchen where we kept, cooked, and ate human meals and find a fresh batch of rats. Next to the ice we used to make our martinis. Yes, he was single.


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