(1) I can confirm that Waterbury, CT, is totally bullshit. Being on 84 as it is, I have passed through it on the way to New York and Pennsylvania a number of times, and my experience is: there's a big hideous mall and an incredibly depressing downtown. Like a lot of central Connecticut it is very pretty from the highway, but gets very sad the second you leave. It doesn't even have the charm of the self-parodic coastal towns like Lyme and Essex and New Haven.
(2) During the discussion of fucking pizzas, I kept thinking of one of the worst things I've ever seen on internet. I think it's long since been taken down (but I think this was it here
, but the premise was: a guy tells you how to fuck a microwave pizza. He keeps yelling "FUCK a pizza!" Like he hates a pizza or something. Anyway, it was one of the many delightful things in the episode. This was a great one, guys, a real treasure.
Conclusion: Fuck a pizza, and fuck Waterbury.