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We suggest you take the proper precautionary measures to fend off the unseasonal chill that's swept this country of ours. Maybe wrap yourself in a Sheetz quilt, or just let us whisper into your ears for 10 uninterrupted minutes.

Suggested talking points: Gas Station Blanket, Quad City Gangbang, Sexy Dan Aykroyd, Honeyhands, Noodling the Loaf, Two on the Floor, Weed Whispers

Episode 123 MP3

The final act of this episode may have been the most surreal listening experience of my life. I liked it.

After the end of the episode I just had to lay on my bed for like 3 mins just sweating and heaving from laughing so fucking hard.

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So very good. A real corker.

Weird, Breckin Meyer references in mbmbam and jjgo this week - and to think I didn't know who he was before today.

Whoever made the point about how employers don't give you two weeks notice when they lay you off, thank you! I mean, I try to give as much notice as possible - I think 4 weeks is optimal when possible, but if an employer mistreats you, fuck 'em. That's basically the only retaliatory device you have as an employee and it is downright unhealthy to let a boss verbally abuse you. I know it's a comedy advice show, but I am 100% serious about this!

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"It's Mike IQ because I used to be in a punk band called IQ of 2. I don't think I'm smart. In fact, I'm pretty sure that I'm retarded."

Man I think you guys gotta watch Blues Brothers again because I actually find Elwood Blues super fuckable.

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I agree with the bros. Peace out on that job. The worst they can do is not write a good recommendation so just don't ask them for one. Also, the office low talker voice is so soothing. Can I just have an hour of that to listen to in my 'phones before bedtime?

I don't know if I'm more disturbed that they even make a product for that girl's boyfriend,
or that it's called the "Squatty Potty Toilet Stool". Ughghghghhhh.



I'm never eating a gallon ziplock fulla Baby Ruths again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApG8Hjs-wr8