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You have a very, very important decision to make this week, friends: What kind of birthday presents should you get Justin and Travis? What do they deserve? What color goes best with their eyes?

Suggested talking points: Kindling, Coffee Camper, Jackie's Boner Brew, Ocean's Fourteen, Funky Unky Dunky, OK Cupid Freaks

Episode 127 MP3

Here's that Huffington Post article about Romney's stomach brain.

I'm not sure if this is okay to post but I'm going to post it anyway. I found this a while back. Okcupid is a gold mine.

I had an argument with a friend maybe a year and a half ago because I was convinced that Justin and Travis were twins and poor Sweet Baby Griffin was the youngest and then spent the better part of my time since then assuming I was in the wrong. Now they are talking about having "their" birthday. ARE THEY TWINS OR DO THEY COINCIDENTALLY SHARE A BIRTHDAY?

The latter!

Is Justin and Travis's shared birthday about nine months after your parents anniversary? Cause you know. Fuckin'.

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I say it is okay to compliment someone's outfit and while you have to use some tact when it comes to the opposite sex at work, there are lots of ways to do it without sounding like a creepazoid. "Cool outfit!" seems pretty harmless, unless you say it in a very weird way. "Wow, I like your boots!" is fine, again, unless you say it with drool coming out of the corner of your mouth. Just don't be WEIRD, guys. Just don't put in too many vowels or say it in a Tom Waits voice or anything.

Since hearing this ep, I've DESPERATELY wanted some Boner Brew. At last, my wish is fulfilled! It is, in fact, super delicious. No boners yet, but I'm optimistic!

The recipe is simple:
1) Swiss Miss packet
2) Peet's Holiday Blend
3) Reddi-Whip
4) Very hot water.

Put it together in the logical order. Enjoy!

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