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Joe Biden was the one that said Barack was "clean," not Chris Dodd.

I always did wonder why Rabbis smell like gasoline.

As far as I'm concerned, mycokerewards.com can be the new name of the show.

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Technology makes such an ugly mother.
But no lessons does it offer, only chaos scenarios
and the dream that we've inherited, look, it's just random numbers.

so do khaki pants and a solid colored t-shirt make me an even worse clod than the guys in khaki pants/polo shirts? I hope not, because I'm not changing my lineup.

ok, here's the contest:
The Show Your Weiner in Public Contest

entrants would be required to submit a photo of them flashing. all of the high five rules would apply (bonus points for famous places, if you're jumping while flashing, etc...)

I'm having trouble with the iTunes feed, is anyone else?

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It's up there with Neo-Geo and Mistah F.A.B.

I have a similar style to this, but I'll toss on an open button-up, usually vintage with an interesting pattern or design. This keeps me from looking like a Benneton Ad. And then a complimentary tennis shoe. If they match your outfit people don't bother you about not wearing penny-loafers to your office job, and that's key to me.

also, I think that they key to dressing down and still being acceptable looking is to keep yourself up. when I wear the t-shirts, but I have my hair pretty neat and shave every day, I feel ok. When I'm in a t-shirt and I haven't shaved for a couple of days, I feel like a homeless man. Luckily, I have a job where they won't say anything if I look like a homeless man.

So basically you have to choose AT LEAST one: good grooming or good dressing. If you're really looking to be an achiever, go for both. Or don't.

As the cemented member of Jordan's Platinum Angels Club, do i get a special icon under my name when i post on the forum?

And what would that icon be? Perhaps an artistic rendering of a winged, cherubic Jordan? I'd certainly start posting more often if only to see the cherub Jordan.

Supportively,
ken roberts of Houston, Texas

p.s. In the "For" section of the check, i wrote "Detecting Boys."

I'm curious if, after cashing the check, one or both of us will be added to some kind of federal watch list.

ken roberts is my favorite platinum angel.

What if we're a TSOYA Donor and then become a Platinum Angel? Does the Cherubic Jordan ride the rocketship? Is it flying into him?

Oh, the angel is hugging the rocket! That's it!

EDIT: Oh, since you fellas seem a little hard up to get some more stuff, particularly food, would you accept homemade cookies for you humans and homemade biscuits for Cocoa?

Prior to her Meth bust Jody Sweetin was hosting Pants off Dance off as I remember.

Don't ask.

OMG, Jordan! I just had the same experience (re: religion and ghosts) with a co-worker, John. Like... three days ago. Weird.

John and I work with a super duper-religious guy, and John makes fun of him and religion a lot. I'm an atheist too, and John knows, so sometimes we joke around about ending up in Hell, etc. John turns to me on Friday and said, "I don't believe in God, but I do believe in ghosts. I've had an encounter with a spirit." And he proceeded to tell me about a ghost he saw when he was living in France.

I was kind of taken aback, and I asked him how he could believe in one supernatural thing but not another. He gave me some kind of answer like "energy never dies" (he doesn't really grasp science, apparently) and said that doctors have observed spirits--a word he used in a way I considered to be interchangeable with soul--leaving the body at death. There was no convincing him that not believing in God and believing in ghosts is incongruous.

He told me to explain the ghost in France. I told him his mind was playing tricks on him, and that made him really upset.

Off to listen to the rest of the p-cast.

Edit - Am I the only one that hates hearing people's ghost experiences? I find them so boring.