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Oh man I had just been thinking it was about time for another Nick Repeat Adams episode. So great so great so great.

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Hell yeah! Awesome way to start the drive!

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I went to four years of Jewish sleep away camp when I was 11, 12, 14, and 15. I never had any real sexy times at camp (had my first kiss, but it never went beyond that), but I came dangerously close (only to be foiled by my own incredible awkwardness.) Here is one particular story I've been sitting on for years:

When I was 14 I might as well have been going to an all-new camp. When you only see people for a month or two out of a year, taking a year off is a big deal. On top of this, 9th grade was the cut-off between the two camp locations (located on the same hill, but seperated by woods) so I was in a completely new area that was entirely unfamiliar, surrounded by a bunch of older kids I'd never met, and a few people I had known previously, but had fallen out of touch with.

The very first day, two girls my age who I had never met before, pulled me in to the woods, and proclaimed that they wanted to blow me. As one would expect, I completely froze up. When I didn't immediately whip my cock out, they went for my belt themselves. At this point I did what any red-blooded male would do: I decided that this must be some kind of a trap, and I got the hell out of those woods!

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Even though this episode is listed under JJGo, the artist is labeled as The Sound of Young America. Just a heads up.

Pretty sure that is the case for all our shows. Artist is always The Sound of Young America.

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Bug Juice (there are several episodes on YouTube): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LyRMYcHwf4
Why Morrissey loves Mexicans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3K8txP8HVU

EDIT: can we not embed YouTube videos here?

I remember one time a girl got kicked out of camp, but they never said why. I would assume she got caught smoking or something. She seemed like that kind of person.

That, or she flashed a guy.

I remember that too!

There used to be marathons of it on really late at night on the Disney Channel during the summer. I would stay up and watch with my older sister, because that's what cool kids do.

This is what I think of when I think of bug juice.

IIRC Besser wrote this based on a real thing that happened at his real Christian summer camp.

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I completely understand that feeling, and I'm pretty sure it was indeed a trap.

Let me ask you this: do you live within the "letters" section of Penthouse? No, then it was most definitely a trap. Kudos on correctly identifying the situation.

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Yeah, ditto. That's basically where I go for anything related to summer camp.

I remember something from the DVD commentary. "Camp Kalterman. The Jewiest sounding Christian summer camp of all time."

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